Why Oh Why?

Lots of unanswered questions that make you sit and wonder in amazement :

1- Do you think that cannibals might not eat clowns because they taste funny?

2- How is a civil war a "civil war"?

3- If you actually try to fail and succeeded at it, which one did you do?

4- Since the "Black Box" in plane never gets destroyed. Why dont they make the whole damn plane out of that crap?

5- Check out this new security scheme. Have your carpenter attach three locks to
your door and lock every other one when you leave the house. That way, the theif would always be locking one of the three locks.

6- Would you kill an endangered animal that is chewing on an endangered plant?

7- I wonder if they would call a wingless fly a "walk"

8-Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

9-How come you don't sneeze when you're sleeping?

10-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

11-Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?

12- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

13- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

14 Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?