Really makes U wanna start drumming

Who dhell designed this ride?

Hello, Yes, I just wanted to tell you that I'm indifferent!

Well I was in my car today listening to Dubai 92 FM, Nat was on, She is definately the best DJ , in terms of actual DJ'ing.. she puts on the best songs, has wonderful taste, thats enough for me.. today she had a competition going.. She played a song by a band called "The Twang!" and she asked people to call in and tell her their opinoin of the band... and it could only be 3 choices..whether you like them, you don't like them, or you're indifferent.. Now as soon as I heard that last option, I couldn't help but crack up... I just couldn't help imagining a guy call in and say

"Ermm, Yea, I am Indifferent to this band!, thanks, bye"!!

I am a largely indifferent person.. and if there's one thing an indifferent person won't do , its to voice their opinions of indifference, otherwise that wouldnt really make them indifferent would it? !

Our Deepest Fear

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, but that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us.....You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world....We were born to make manifest the glory of God within us......it is in everyone. And, as we let our own light shine, we consciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

by Marianne Williams

Why Oh Why?

Lots of unanswered questions that make you sit and wonder in amazement :

1- Do you think that cannibals might not eat clowns because they taste funny?

2- How is a civil war a "civil war"?

3- If you actually try to fail and succeeded at it, which one did you do?

4- Since the "Black Box" in plane never gets destroyed. Why dont they make the whole damn plane out of that crap?

5- Check out this new security scheme. Have your carpenter attach three locks to
your door and lock every other one when you leave the house. That way, the theif would always be locking one of the three locks.

6- Would you kill an endangered animal that is chewing on an endangered plant?

7- I wonder if they would call a wingless fly a "walk"

8-Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

9-How come you don't sneeze when you're sleeping?

10-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

11-Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?

12- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

13- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

14 Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Random thoughts of a Wise Jester

Two days ago, it was Valentines... Walking around the city everyone could see the symbol of love everywhere you looked. There were heart-shaped boxes, heart shaped chocolates, heart cushions, heart candy, heart earrings, heart necklaces, even a poor guy who had to walk around in a heart shaped thingy.

As I was looking all around me at all these hearts , I entered into my usual cycle of deep useless thoughts, and started to wonder how? How did they..?

well what I was thinking can be best portrayed through graphical images:



Okay.. this is what we know as the Heart... the symbol of Love.. but how'd hell did they come up with this weird shape...It looks nothing like a real human heart!!??
lets take a look at a real live human heart :



How they managed to stare at the human heart and find a way to market it as a symbol of love by transforming it into the conventional heart that we all know... thats just genious!!

you only want what everybody else says you should want

The title says it all

This is what the author of "unleash the power within" was talking about

"What this power is I cannot say, all I know is that it exists and it becomes available only when a man is in that state of mind in which he knows exactly what he wants and is fully determined not to quit until he finds it"

Alexander Graham Bell

Why Arabs dont get Visa's to the US

> >A Sa3idi (person from Upper Egypt) was interviewed at the US Embassy for a
> >U.S.A Visa:
> >
> >Consul : What is your name ?
> >
> >Arab : Haridy
> >Consul : Sex ?
> >Arab : Six to ten times a week
> >Consul: I mean , male or female ?
> >Arab : Both male and female and sometimes
> > even camel
> >
> >Consul : Holy cow!
> >Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too !!!!
> >Consul : Man !........isn't it hostile ?
> >Arab : Horse style , dog style , any style
> >Consul : Oh..........dear !
> >Arab : Deer ? No deer, they run too fast !

Some situations just dont have a Silver Lining!

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut
off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket
and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:
1) having your mistress find out you're married.
2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Quote of the Day: "Drink Coffee, cut your nails, and sing, it is the only road to success" by Will Nasr

Okay, im a quote freak... I subsribed to this quote service that sends me quotes on a daily basis to my email account. I love to read them, they just put me back on track.. give me some hope when the day has taken a lot of that out of me.. they get me thinking about different perspectives...sometimes even put a smile on my face, Here are a few samples:

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn’t require any.
Russell Baker

Can you really explain to a fish what it's like to walk on land?
One day on land is worth a thousand years of talking about it,
and one day running a business has exactly the same kind
of value.
::: Warren Buffett :::


Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
::: John F. Kennedy :::


Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure.
Only the paranoid survive. (just love this one)
::: Andy Grove :::

A warrior of light who trusts too much in his intelligence
will end up underestimating the power of his opponent.
::: Paulo Coelho :::

But... sometimes they send me a really SHIT quote that i dont know what to do with?!!
Today for instance, i got this quote in my mail and i stared at it, and yelled loudly in the office, "WHAT IS THIS STUPID PERSON ON ABOUT?" ... I can undoubtedly get a better quote from wisdom that comes out of a 4 year old child's mouth than this... Well i'm sure you all want to know what this glamorous quote is , well here you go:



"
Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made,
like bread: remade all the time, made new.
::: Og Mandino ::: "


NO COMMENT!

Unforgiven

I just couldn't hold it,nobody will understand that I reallly had to, there were no options left for me.. but the only thing that was going through my head was " What if the police get me, what will I tell them, how will they react?" Questions to which no answers could be found.. I took a deep breath, cleared my head, and then made my decision. I kicked the door open, closed it behind me.. did everything as planned.. I then ran back out.. there were 2 people there, staring at me like i just killed their dads...shaking their heads at me in dismay... I couldn't work up the courage to look them in the face..I made eye contact with the floor until I was clear of the parameter.. I felt a lot better, although i had a tingle of guilt, the feeling of relief mostly won over.

I woke up the next day, however, and the relief had vanished, all that was left was a feeling of selfishness, bitterness, and anguish. I just couldn't live with that, I went straight ahead to the police station, and set my soul free . This is what I said:

"Officer, I am a criminal
I must be braught to justice,
I am terribly apologetic,
but sometimes the devil gets the best of you,
Please please, let me pay the price
whatever it may be
for I used the disabled toilet booth!!"


My Comments:

Inspired by wondering why you get your ass kicked if you park your car in a disabled parking spot, but absolutely nothin' if you park your ass in a disabled toilet seat:P

Undo

Inspired by the amazing working conditions that were offered to me by the worldwide Multi and International company we all know as KPMG. This poem/song is called "UNDO" :


sitting in the hot seat
taking the heat for someone else's fuck up
I goto get back to my old ways
even though i know i was stuck up
but hell it beats being a slave
going through life not knowing what u want
its like you're stuck in a maze
atleast back then i had a personality
i was full of energy and people respected me
now i stare angrily, im full of hostile rage
im like a vicious tiger that's been trapped in a cage
and they wonder why the crime rate's so damn high
i could just kill any random guy that passes me by
I think im still too young for this shit
I think i deserve to enjoy life just a little bit
instead im just beatin around getting kicked
oh what i wouldn't give to get out of this ditch
I work on excel all day and press the undo button
when things aren't okay
I wish i had that button today.. i would just
undo my whole life away ...
start on a clean sheet and work as a waiter in a bar
living on tips and smoking half smoked cigars
instead im stuck in an office with a suit
with a bunch of faggots telling me what to do
oh undo button.. where'd fuck are you!!