Friday, February 23, 2007
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
Hello, Yes, I just wanted to tell you that I'm indifferent!
Well I was in my car today listening to Dubai 92 FM, Nat was on, She is definately the best DJ , in terms of actual DJ'ing.. she puts on the best songs, has wonderful taste, thats enough for me.. today she had a competition going.. She played a song by a band called "The Twang!" and she asked people to call in and tell her their opinoin of the band... and it could only be 3 choices..whether you like them, you don't like them, or you're indifferent.. Now as soon as I heard that last option, I couldn't help but crack up... I just couldn't help imagining a guy call in and say
"Ermm, Yea, I am Indifferent to this band!, thanks, bye"!!
I am a largely indifferent person.. and if there's one thing an indifferent person won't do , its to voice their opinions of indifference, otherwise that wouldnt really make them indifferent would it? !
"Ermm, Yea, I am Indifferent to this band!, thanks, bye"!!
I am a largely indifferent person.. and if there's one thing an indifferent person won't do , its to voice their opinions of indifference, otherwise that wouldnt really make them indifferent would it? !
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Our Deepest Fear
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, but that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us.....You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world....We were born to make manifest the glory of God within us......it is in everyone. And, as we let our own light shine, we consciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
by Marianne Williams
by Marianne Williams
Why Oh Why?
Lots of unanswered questions that make you sit and wonder in amazement :
1- Do you think that cannibals might not eat clowns because they taste funny?
2- How is a civil war a "civil war"?
3- If you actually try to fail and succeeded at it, which one did you do?
4- Since the "Black Box" in plane never gets destroyed. Why dont they make the whole damn plane out of that crap?
5- Check out this new security scheme. Have your carpenter attach three locks to
your door and lock every other one when you leave the house. That way, the theif would always be locking one of the three locks.
6- Would you kill an endangered animal that is chewing on an endangered plant?
7- I wonder if they would call a wingless fly a "walk"
8-Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
9-How come you don't sneeze when you're sleeping?
10-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
11-Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?
12- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
13- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
14 Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
1- Do you think that cannibals might not eat clowns because they taste funny?
2- How is a civil war a "civil war"?
3- If you actually try to fail and succeeded at it, which one did you do?
4- Since the "Black Box" in plane never gets destroyed. Why dont they make the whole damn plane out of that crap?
5- Check out this new security scheme. Have your carpenter attach three locks to
your door and lock every other one when you leave the house. That way, the theif would always be locking one of the three locks.
6- Would you kill an endangered animal that is chewing on an endangered plant?
7- I wonder if they would call a wingless fly a "walk"
8-Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
9-How come you don't sneeze when you're sleeping?
10-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
11-Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?
12- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
13- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
14 Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Friday, February 16, 2007
Random thoughts of a Wise Jester
Two days ago, it was Valentines... Walking around the city everyone could see the symbol of love everywhere you looked. There were heart-shaped boxes, heart shaped chocolates, heart cushions, heart candy, heart earrings, heart necklaces, even a poor guy who had to walk around in a heart shaped thingy.
As I was looking all around me at all these hearts , I entered into my usual cycle of deep useless thoughts, and started to wonder how? How did they..?
well what I was thinking can be best portrayed through graphical images:
Okay.. this is what we know as the Heart... the symbol of Love.. but how'd hell did they come up with this weird shape...It looks nothing like a real human heart!!??
lets take a look at a real live human heart :
How they managed to stare at the human heart and find a way to market it as a symbol of love by transforming it into the conventional heart that we all know... thats just genious!!
As I was looking all around me at all these hearts , I entered into my usual cycle of deep useless thoughts, and started to wonder how? How did they..?
well what I was thinking can be best portrayed through graphical images:
Okay.. this is what we know as the Heart... the symbol of Love.. but how'd hell did they come up with this weird shape...It looks nothing like a real human heart!!??
lets take a look at a real live human heart :
How they managed to stare at the human heart and find a way to market it as a symbol of love by transforming it into the conventional heart that we all know... thats just genious!!
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