you only want what everybody else says you should want

The title says it all

This is what the author of "unleash the power within" was talking about

"What this power is I cannot say, all I know is that it exists and it becomes available only when a man is in that state of mind in which he knows exactly what he wants and is fully determined not to quit until he finds it"

Alexander Graham Bell

Why Arabs dont get Visa's to the US

> >A Sa3idi (person from Upper Egypt) was interviewed at the US Embassy for a
> >U.S.A Visa:
> >
> >Consul : What is your name ?
> >
> >Arab : Haridy
> >Consul : Sex ?
> >Arab : Six to ten times a week
> >Consul: I mean , male or female ?
> >Arab : Both male and female and sometimes
> > even camel
> >
> >Consul : Holy cow!
> >Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too !!!!
> >Consul : Man !........isn't it hostile ?
> >Arab : Horse style , dog style , any style
> >Consul : Oh..........dear !
> >Arab : Deer ? No deer, they run too fast !

Some situations just dont have a Silver Lining!

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut
off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket
and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:
1) having your mistress find out you're married.
2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Quote of the Day: "Drink Coffee, cut your nails, and sing, it is the only road to success" by Will Nasr

Okay, im a quote freak... I subsribed to this quote service that sends me quotes on a daily basis to my email account. I love to read them, they just put me back on track.. give me some hope when the day has taken a lot of that out of me.. they get me thinking about different perspectives...sometimes even put a smile on my face, Here are a few samples:

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn’t require any.
Russell Baker

Can you really explain to a fish what it's like to walk on land?
One day on land is worth a thousand years of talking about it,
and one day running a business has exactly the same kind
of value.
::: Warren Buffett :::


Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
::: John F. Kennedy :::


Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure.
Only the paranoid survive. (just love this one)
::: Andy Grove :::

A warrior of light who trusts too much in his intelligence
will end up underestimating the power of his opponent.
::: Paulo Coelho :::

But... sometimes they send me a really SHIT quote that i dont know what to do with?!!
Today for instance, i got this quote in my mail and i stared at it, and yelled loudly in the office, "WHAT IS THIS STUPID PERSON ON ABOUT?" ... I can undoubtedly get a better quote from wisdom that comes out of a 4 year old child's mouth than this... Well i'm sure you all want to know what this glamorous quote is , well here you go:



"
Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made,
like bread: remade all the time, made new.
::: Og Mandino ::: "


NO COMMENT!

Unforgiven

I just couldn't hold it,nobody will understand that I reallly had to, there were no options left for me.. but the only thing that was going through my head was " What if the police get me, what will I tell them, how will they react?" Questions to which no answers could be found.. I took a deep breath, cleared my head, and then made my decision. I kicked the door open, closed it behind me.. did everything as planned.. I then ran back out.. there were 2 people there, staring at me like i just killed their dads...shaking their heads at me in dismay... I couldn't work up the courage to look them in the face..I made eye contact with the floor until I was clear of the parameter.. I felt a lot better, although i had a tingle of guilt, the feeling of relief mostly won over.

I woke up the next day, however, and the relief had vanished, all that was left was a feeling of selfishness, bitterness, and anguish. I just couldn't live with that, I went straight ahead to the police station, and set my soul free . This is what I said:

"Officer, I am a criminal
I must be braught to justice,
I am terribly apologetic,
but sometimes the devil gets the best of you,
Please please, let me pay the price
whatever it may be
for I used the disabled toilet booth!!"


My Comments:

Inspired by wondering why you get your ass kicked if you park your car in a disabled parking spot, but absolutely nothin' if you park your ass in a disabled toilet seat:P

Undo

Inspired by the amazing working conditions that were offered to me by the worldwide Multi and International company we all know as KPMG. This poem/song is called "UNDO" :


sitting in the hot seat
taking the heat for someone else's fuck up
I goto get back to my old ways
even though i know i was stuck up
but hell it beats being a slave
going through life not knowing what u want
its like you're stuck in a maze
atleast back then i had a personality
i was full of energy and people respected me
now i stare angrily, im full of hostile rage
im like a vicious tiger that's been trapped in a cage
and they wonder why the crime rate's so damn high
i could just kill any random guy that passes me by
I think im still too young for this shit
I think i deserve to enjoy life just a little bit
instead im just beatin around getting kicked
oh what i wouldn't give to get out of this ditch
I work on excel all day and press the undo button
when things aren't okay
I wish i had that button today.. i would just
undo my whole life away ...
start on a clean sheet and work as a waiter in a bar
living on tips and smoking half smoked cigars
instead im stuck in an office with a suit
with a bunch of faggots telling me what to do
oh undo button.. where'd fuck are you!!